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Albany Lawmakers Propose Tax on Rich, Accidentally Tax Selves, Immediately Repeal

Jul 6, 2025

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Albany Lawmakers Propose Tax on Rich, Accidentally Tax Selves, Immediately Repeal

Lawmakers could be seen frantically refreshing Zillow and Googling “how to move assets to Delaware.”

Albany

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Eric Adams To Outflank Mamdani on Islam With Endorsement From Turkish President

Jul 5, 2025

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Eric Adams To Outflank Mamdani on Islam With Endorsement From Turkish President


Branding New York the "Mecca of America" and himself as the "Allah of New York," Adams will attempt to capture the Muslim vote back from Mamdani

Lt. Governor Delgado Launches Bid to Unseat Hochul, Exciting All 12 Supporters

Jul 4, 2025

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Lt. Governor Delgado Launches Bid to Unseat Hochul, Exciting All 12 Supporters


No one has any idea what his job is, what he does, or why he is there. He may not either.

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Zohran to Ban July 4th as Mayor, Declares Holiday “Insufficiently Inclusive”

Zohran to Ban July 4th as Mayor, Declares Holiday “Insufficiently Inclusive”

The incoming mayor cited "firework inequity," and promised "redistributed barbecues for all" to avoid food waste.

Zohran Mamdani

Upper East Side Prepares Bid to Secede, Join Palm Beach

Upper East Side Prepares Bid to Secede, Join Palm Beach

Facing an unprecedented threat from Zohran Mamdani, UES residents are threatening to move.

Upper East Side

Anthony Weiner to Join Mamdani Administration as IT Advisor

Anthony Weiner to Join Mamdani Administration as IT Advisor

Weiner, who has a tainted history with cybersecurity, has been praised by opponents as ‘the perfect target’ and ‘easy to blackmail.’

City Hall

Report: Zohran Mamdani Claimed Jewish Ancestry in Columbia Application

Report: Zohran Mamdani Claimed Jewish Ancestry in Columbia Application

Wrote essays about plans to attend Chabad, history of Jewish discrimination.

Zohran Mamdani

Florida Mayors Finally End 9 Day Mamdani Victory Party

Florida Mayors Finally End 9 Day Mamdani Victory Party

Fresh off a stunning victory for the tax bases of cities like Palm Beach and Miami, top Florida officials are finally returning to work.

Elections

Top 5 Cuomo Donors React To His Primary Loss

Top 5 Cuomo Donors React To His Primary Loss

Dozens of stunned billionaires were horrified when self-proclaimed socialist Zohran Mamdani beat their favorite sex offender last week.

Elections

Jealous of Mamdani, Sliwa Backs 'Globalize the Police' Campaign

Jealous of Mamdani, Sliwa Backs 'Globalize the Police' Campaign

The plan calls for the NYPD to extend its reach to every corner of the globe, “from the Bronx to Bangladesh.”

Elections

Torres Refuses Governor Race—Fearing He’d Accidentally Fix Things

Torres Refuses Governor Race—Fearing He’d Accidentally Fix Things

Congressman Torres admits he can’t disrupt the status quo—“What if I actually improved the social safety net? People might get used to it.”

Elections

Mamdani To Switch All Statues in City With Che Guevara

Mamdani To Switch All Statues in City With Che Guevara

New Yorkers could soon be raising their torches not for Lady Liberty, but for the revolutionary Che.

Zohran Mamdani

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